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Refuse disposal refugee. Lars is the best member of Metallica. ATAC.
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I think I’m going off this place more with each passing day and I’ve been here for about three.

β€œJoin Mastodon, it’s really friendly! But you must post how we want you to post, even if you’re not posting anything that could harm anybody, otherwise we’ll not be nice to you.”

Fuck, I’m in high school again.

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Grampa Simpson tells the history of Manchester United Football Club, part two.

Now, where were we? Oh, yeah! The important thing was that he had a St. Bernard on his belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have small dogs because of the Industrial Revolution. The only thing you could get was those big slobbery ones…

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Grampa Simpson tells the history of Manchester United Football Club, part one.

Well, it all started when John Henry Davies needed a new football club for his city. So, he decided to go to Newton Heath, which is what they called Manchester United in those days. So, he tied a St. Bernard to his belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the canal barge cost a ha’penny, and in those days, ha’pennies had pictures of Lord Kinnaird on them. β€œGimme six Kinnairds for a thruppence,” you’d say.

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Darkthrone - A Blaze in the Northern Sky (Peaceville, 1992)
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Appalling Album Art #1: Dream Theater special, or: Wish We Were Floyd

The first two are the sort of early-years-of-Photoshop wank you’re used to seeing from self-serious prog metal bands like this; the second two resemble Hipgnosis offcuts (the fourth one actually is one).

Guff.

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When dat Sepultura cover of Orgasmatron comes on