Tim Hergert

@cjust@infosec.exchange
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I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny.

I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."

I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker."

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@cjust TIL that there will be a new Fantastic Four Movie, and that Pedro Pascal will be in it - because of a child genital mutilation joke. Thank you! I seem to be out of touch with the important news 😂

#ShamelesslyStolenFromTheOtherSite

Well - even if this rubs people the wrong way - I expect interest in this will continue to grow.

Those Canadians know how to live.
I suppose it’s true that the bigger a company gets, the larger the proportion of employees who do things not because they make sense but just because “that’s how we do things.”
I have to console victims of scams all the time and I tell them that often scammers are talented professionals with years, maybe decades, of experience. Like if a veteran MMA fighter beat you up in a bar fight you won’t say “I’m such a wimp.” You’d say a trained experienced fighter beat me.

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bt65fgandt7jb67me4bl7dr2/post/3ltzuxqm7us2s

Some of my best jokes just go to waste.

Also - these ones.

#Beyonce #Infosec101

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Some of my best jokes just go to waste.

Also - these ones.

#Beyonce #Infosec101