Tim Hergert

@cjust@infosec.exchange
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I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny.

I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."

I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker."

#fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice

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One of my coworkers refers to Open Source as “the most incredible thing humanity has ever accomplished.” When he says that, he’s not making a socioeconomic or political statement, nor is he ignoring technical shortcomings. Rather, he is making an observation about how millions of people have created this immense pile of loosely coupled legos that actually all kind of fit together, without any central direction or fiat authority, with the only final arbiter being user adoption.
This is why i make sure i eat plenty of fiber
end of an era

also this cracks me UP

I CAST 1060 TABS ON THINE DEVICE

https://mltshp.com/p/1R5VZ “The Fanfic of Theseus”

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.

He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.

He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker

Can't wait for all the orgs to fire everybody after buying generative AI tools and discovering about glue people the hard way.
@cjust
My morbid curiosity may get the better of me…
Big Rösti | McDonald's Canada

While the origins of the hamburger are up for debate, there’s no debate on the Big Rösti – it’s zer good. Picture a beautifully beefy burger, hickory-smoked bacon, melt-in-your-mouth processed cheese, delicious cheese sauce, and the jewel in the bun: our golden “Rösti” hash brown. Served on a fluffy bun topped with rolled oats, it’s time to say “Willkommen”.

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