CJ

@cj@furry.engineer
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Just a Frankfurt based black bear who likes to cook & bake, make some music and tinker with electronics and various other things. PhD in physics.

Main profile, an additional one mostly for large account follows is @cj

Hier das Video direkt ohne Umweg zu TikTok:

"Warum lackiert die Bahn neuerdings die Gleise in schwarz-gelb?"

"Ah, das ist die..."

"Sag. Es. Nicht."

"...Schiene Maja"

<Handgemenge>

Piano Man, from the Bartender's POV

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
When the piano guy finally clocks in
He's late again to his shift tonight
And he's reeking of tonic and gin

A customer just asked for a melody
An easy one everyone knows
Even I could bluff through it
But this dumbass blew it
Bet he doesn't even know how it goes

He's singing
La, la-la, di-dee-da
La-la, di-dee-da, da-dum

Just play the damn songs, you're the piano man
Sing us a song, alright?
Stop being weird at the customers
And maybe sober up for a night

Now don't get me wrong, he's a friend of mine
But one time I let him drink free
And now he expects it, and if I reject it
There's someplace that he'd rather be

He says "John, I believe this is killing me,"
Even though that isn't my name
"Well I'm sure that I could be a rockstar
And get money and bitches and fame"

La, la-la, di-dee-da
La-la, di-dee-da, da-dum

Look, Billy, stop messing with Paul, man
He's a twice-married twice divorcee.
And so what if Davy is still in the Navy?
He's gay, and he likes it at sea.

Dude, stop offering edibles to wait staff!
Do you WANT to get H.R. involved??
I don't care that you're "drowning in loneliness"
It's your own fault that you're all alone.

Just play the damn songs, you're the piano man
Sing us a song, alright?
Stop being weird at the customers
Oh my God, you're high as a kite!

Well of course there's a crowd, it's a Saturday!
What, did you think they're here cause of you?
We got one dollar wells and it's ladies night! Hell,
I bet most folks are here just to screw.

And your piano, it sounds like a carnival
And did you somehow pour beer on your mic?
No, that's not adulation, just drink your libation
And try not to spill it this time.

Oh, la, la-la, di-dee-da
La-la, di-dee-da, da-dum

Just play the damn songs, you're the piano man
Sing us a song, alright?
And stop being weird at the customers
Or you're joining the unemployed line.

#Bartenderasongorpoem
#HashtagGames

Bauernproteste: Junglandwirte gegen rechtsextreme Hetze

"Identitäre Bewegung" auf der Bauerndemo in Hannover, völkische Symbole im Protestzug in Emden, Hetze in sozialen Medien: Junge Landwirte in Niedersachsen fordern eine klare Abgrenzung vom Rechtsextremismus.

Heute ist der 31. Januar 2025.

Vor 5 Jahren, am 31. Januar 2020, hat Großbritannien die EU verlassen (Brexit).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brexit

Diese Entscheidung wurde in der EU mit Bedauern, aber auch Erleichterung aufgenommen, weil Großbritannien in der Vergangenheit in der EU oft die Rolle übernommen hatte, die Christian Lindner in der letzten Bundesregierung hatte.

Die Bevölkerung von Großbritannien wurde vom Brexit in einer groß angelegten Desinformationskampagne "überzeugt", bei der einige britische Milliardäre und verdeckte ausländische EInflüsse mit ungeklärten Zielen kooperierten. Das Land befindet sich seitdem in einem Lernprozeß, in dem es entdeckt, welche Benefits ein Verbleiben in der EU gehabt hätte.

Es dient auch als Warnsignal für EU Regierungen auf dem Festland, die ähnliche Überlegungen perkolieren – Schengen einschränken, Zahlungen verzögern oder generell die europäische EInheit gefährden.

Brexit - Wikipedia

How Fábio Gomes Turns Trees into Hair: Stunning Murals in Trindade

In Trindade, Brazil, artist Fábio Gomes creates beautiful murals that inspire people all over the world. He mixes his detailed portraits with real trees […]
https://streetartutopia.com/2025/01/09/how-fabio-gomes-turns-trees-into-hair-stunning-murals-in-trindade/

How Fábio Gomes Turns Trees into Hair: Stunning Murals in Trindade | STREET ART UTOPIA

In Trindade, Brazil, artist Fábio Gomes creates beautiful murals that inspire people all over the world. He mixes his detailed portraits with real trees, making his art feel alive and connected to nature. Fábio says his experience as a construction worker helped him learn how to get proportions just right, which lets him match his…

@derf $.$
Have a good 2025. New year, blank slate or better whiteboard. Come (again) and fill it ;)
#GoodNews
Dank Robert Habecks konsequenter Energiewende-Politik wurden die Jahre der Groko-Flaute überwunden. Mit dem weiteren Ausbau der Windkraft, jetzt schon Stromlieferant Nummer 1, werden die Erneuerbaren Energien bald 80 % unseres Stroms liefern. Das ist der #HabeckEffekt. 👏💚🚀

I'll see you on The Dark Side of the Moon

#ChunderRoad #pinkfloyd