circafuturum

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Software engineer.
Oncer.io - encrypted messaging without history.

I'm here for good vibes and new and interesting perspectives on business and technology, especially with security themes.

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Please draw a line drawing of an embodied but hollow business suit with no head lying relaxed atop a giant single puffed grain of rice. Use only a black pen in white background, no shading. There must be a horizon line near the top of the image for perspective but no other objects.

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Please show an extra wide ratio landscape of pure dusty sand with the horizon out of the shot so the image is all sand, no sky. Do it in an abstract jarring style with sharp angles and make the image grainy, and block shapes representing dunes and rocks.

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About 20 years ago, I saw an excellent rock. It was unusual, so I took a photo. But I couldn’t find the photo shortly afterwards and thought I’d deleted it by mistake. I was sad. I kept describing the rock to people, but they were strangely uninterested. I am clearing out my photo archive and I just found it. I am happy. I missed this rock. I thought of it often. I can show my rock to people now, whether they want to see it or not. You included.

And from the WTAF dept, quite a bombshell from ProPublica today:

"Microsoft is using engineers in China to help maintain the Defense Department’s computer systems — with minimal supervision by U.S. personnel — leaving some of the nation’s most sensitive data vulnerable to hacking from its leading cyber adversary, a ProPublica investigation has found."

"The arrangement, which was critical to Microsoft winning the federal government’s cloud computing business a decade ago, relies on U.S. citizens with security clearances to oversee the work and serve as a barrier against espionage and sabotage."

"But these workers, known as “digital escorts,” often lack the technical expertise to police foreign engineers with far more advanced skills, ProPublica found. Some are former military personnel with little coding experience who are paid barely more than minimum wage for the work."

https://www.propublica.org/article/microsoft-digital-escorts-pentagon-defense-department-china-hackers?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=propublica-bsky&utm_content=7-15

A Little-Known Microsoft Program Could Expose the Defense Department to Chinese Hackers

The Pentagon bans foreign citizens from accessing highly sensitive data, but Microsoft bypasses this by using engineers in China and elsewhere to remotely instruct American “escorts” who may lack expertise to identify malicious code.

ProPublica
TIL: this is a 'tamper', and it exists

People photographing old LCD screens with lots of shine and no backlighting, what tricks do you use to minimize screen glare?

See https://fed.qaz.red/@elithebearded/114860402304983914 for example problem.

Eli the Bearded (@elithebearded@fed.qaz.red)

Attached: 2 images @yvanspijk@toot.community Two new CR2032s installed. Had to scroll through a lot of symbols to find it. There are 19 pages of symbols and the "ij" is on page ten.

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@gsuberland changing my single user fedi instance's ToS and getting mad at myself for it

I have a document from the late 19thC that is dated Saturday 17th October but I don’t know the year, and this has introduced me to the Doomsday Rule and this is wild

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_rule

‘The algorithm is simple enough that it can be computed mentally. Conway could usually give the correct answer in under two seconds.’

Doomsday rule - Wikipedia

WeTransfer just changed their ToS to allow them to train AI on any files you transfer through them.

Don't use there service, especially for work that you don't have the right to relicense to them (e.g., commercial work that's exactly the most likely to create the huge files WeTransfer specializes in).

(ETA: this is already going boom so I'm muting it.)

https://wetransfer.com/explore/legal/terms

WeTransfer - Send Large Files & Share Photos Online - Up to 2GB Free

WeTransfer is the simplest way to send your files around the world

WeTransfer - Send Large Files & Share Photos Online - Up to 2GB Free

Ich wurde soeben in das Tagesgespräch vom Bayrischen Rundfunk um 12 Uhr eingeladen, weil die Zahlen des Kraftfahrtbundesamtes zeigen, WIE schlecht unsere Verkehrspolitik für eine klima- und sozial gerechte Ausrichtung aufgestellt ist.

Diskutiert gern mit!

"Unter der gebührenfreien Telefonnummer 0800 / 94 95 95 5 sind wir werktags ab 11 Uhr für Sie erreichbar. Oder schicken Sie uns eine Sprach- oder Textnachricht: 0151 / 7 220 220 7 (WhatsApp und Signal). "

https://www.br.de/radio/bayern2/sendungen/tagesgespraech/index.html

Tel. 0800 / 94 95 95 5: Diskutieren Sie mit im Tagesgespräch! | BR.de

Das Tagesgespräch live auf Bayern 2 und in ARD alpha: Anruferinnen und Anrufer sagen ihre Meinung zu einem Thema des Tages.

This is the part of deploying a satellite that you never hear about, and the European Space Agency let me have a go!

I spent two days at their Mission Control, and you won’t believe how precisely they can position a satellite in space!

https://youtu.be/0i1Xz-xiYSU?si=cL4eSgbeRus0w3pL

More Amazing Than the Launch‽ (at the European Space Agency!)

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Somebody brought up roundabouts and this is the fun bit where I get to introduce ppl to Magic Roundabouts.

Extra points if you pull it off when there's snow and/or ice on the road.

Warning: contains English people driving.

(3rd alt-text contains some drug references 4th contains 1 booze reference)

I like the fact the High Wycombe one goes "A40, A40, A404, A404, A40..." until your brain gives up, goes and hides in a corner and you forget which way is up and what your name is.
@morachbeag
It's a coin toss when you're coming from A40 and going to A40, and which path will be quickler.
@morachbeag Is is possible for a pedestrian to cross any of these without risk to life and limb?
@kristinHenry I'd say your best bet would be to try and cross somewhere leadin up to the exits but it's still a bit of a thrilling adventure.

@morachbeag @kristinHenry
I found one marked pedestrian crosswalk among the 22 (or 24?!) exits.

The 4th one is the most terrifying.
* It's packed with vehicles, as if noone can figure out how to get out of it.
* It's also surrounded by people, evenly spread out so they all have a good view, waiting to see who solves this Gordian Knot of roundabouts.

@xris @kristinHenry That's one brave pedestrian (salutes)
@morachbeag I've done the Hemel Hempstead one, and even survived. Not going to Swindon any time soon, if ever, in fact I hope to die before that happens.
@martinhowitt Yeah, the Swindon one is ridiculous.

@morachbeag @martinhowitt it's not that bad really, though it's been many years since I've driven it. Just treat each mini roundabout as a roundabout and give way to the right and it's fine.

Swindon was the nearest test centre when my Mum got her license back in the early 70s, she ended up having to navigate the magic roundabout on her driving test.

@benofbrown @morachbeag @martinhowitt it's best to think of it as two concentric, contra-rotating roundabouts, with lots of give way lines. Pick where you want to go, move to the inner or outer roundabout, go round. Easy.
@morachbeag the alt text perfectly encapsulates the utter chaos of the roundabouts! I’ve done the High Wycombe one and it’s a miracle we got to the cinema on time without causing a rip in the space-time continuum.
@solderandchaos Ha thanks! Yeah, there's a real vibe to driving on em, huh.
@morachbeag Some seem navigable but WTAF is that last one? The road marking are completely pointless. How? Why?
@TheDonsieLass It's a real ball of chaos, that last one, huh
@morachbeag But yeah, definitely dragons
@morachbeag The Greensted Roundabout in Colchester was my introduction to Magic Roundabouts and I still drive through/round it regularly. The next 2 roundabouts to the West (Harwich Rd and Ipswich Road) are smaller magic roundabouts ... so Colchester now has 3 in close proximity
@shiraz @morachbeag If you had several magic roundabouts around a ring road, would that be a super magic roundabout?
@huxley @shiraz @morachbeag I think the official taxonomic structure is Magic roundabout -> Alchemical roundabout -> Sorcerous roundabout
@morachbeag its like they took my beautiful baby , the humble roundabout, and distorted it into the worst version of itself, this was not how it is supposed to end roundabouts are supposed to make life easier no require another person as a full time navigator
@Primavera @morachbeag I love driving through these, they’re really fun
@morachbeag They don't put these on the theory test!
@morachbeag the best bit is realising you can go the "wrong way" round the big overall roundabout by turning right on the mini roundabouts 😵‍💫
@morachbeag RT'd to terrrorise Americans.
@morachbeag there is only one magic roundabout, and that is THE Magic Roundabout in Swindon, which I have navigated without issue in just about every driving condition you can imagine!
@morachbeag
Yay for really old photo of the Hemel magic roundabout. When it first opened a lorry driver coming down from the M1 didn't understand it so tried just driving straight across. He didn't realise there was a river in the middle 😳

@morachbeag the big ones are fiiiine, they're just a series of small roundabouts in a circle with short roads in between. Easy!

The swindon one is nuts because they're so close together and the road markings aren't all that clear

For drivers who are intimidated by a full magic-roundabout and want to work up to it...

Double and triple roundabouts are a thing too!

@morachbeag related: If even a normal roundabout is too much for you...

This one allows you to skip two exits and just drive through the middle.

But only if you want to stay on the A3088

(I drove this one recently)

@lpbkdotnet @morachbeag

What about a roundabout you can take in two different ways with 8 exits?

@lpbkdotnet @morachbeag

A40 is cursed. Not only has the magic roundabout in Wycombe, it has this confusing thing in Oxford

@morachbeag Who on Earth invented roundabouts that you can drive in both directions?
@morachbeag what the fucking bloody madness is this?!? They build roundabouts into a roundabout and even interconnected the small roundabouts with another?!?
@morachbeag
This is a nice one for @alttexthalloffame #AltTextHallOfFame

@morachbeag I used to live in High Wycombe, so I know that one well. Only visited Hemel Hempstead once (many years ago), it was a little nerve-wracking, but I think I'd be fine again.

There is one more that I regularly traverse - and that is the Denham Roundabout, but it's at the southern end of, and underneath, the M40 junction just east of the M25

@morachbeag the Swindon roundabout should be called wheel of death.

@morachbeag
Brilliant alt-text.

I've done all of these, some of them more times than I like to remember. After the first couple of goes, you learn to re-arrange appointments so you can traverse them at 4am. With appropriate music. Probably going round more than once, so as to check you've picked the right exit. That's the good thing about roundabouts - round and round.

@morachbeag Let's not forget that Swindon is twinned with Disney World (yes, really). Truly, it is a place of magic and wonder for all ages.
@morachbeag ok, but srsly these are still better than "long road around a central island with 'left and right turns' where every guess what the sat nav means this time is always wrong. Yes, even from memory and no roadworks since last time".
@MxVerda I once had a GPS decide that the bypass I was on hadn't been built yet and repeatedly went "Turn around now" for about 30 miles and I'm lookin at the barrier in the middle of the road thinking "I'm gonna take that advice with a biiiiiiiig pinch of salt"
@morachbeag as someone from a country where we drive on the right side of the road, this fills me with unspeakable existential dread
@morachbeag Jesus. That one in Swindon!

@morachbeag where I am in Canada, some people can't figure out a basic roundabout. I have had to dodge people backing up to get their exit several times, get cut off regularly as people panic about missing their exit, and stop when they are confused how to get to their exit.

One of these would probably literally kill people here.

@morachbeag That last one was on my driving test. :-D
@morachbeag given I've been through the Swindon magic roundabout in a bus, completely accurate description

@morachbeag FYI. We are now getting "Woke' Roundabouts in the UK. They're woke because cars come third place

https://www.mylondon.news/news/transport/britains-most-woke-2m-roundabout-31744635

Britain's 'most woke' £2m roundabout due to open next week

The project is slated to open on June 6 but has been controversial with locals for its 'inclusive route'

My London
@morachbeag 1st prize for alt text today, my cuppa came out my nose, zero complaints. 🤣
@caity Mission successful 😅
@morachbeag oh my god. I had to try and navigate number four at about seven am one Sunday after driving across Ireland from Bantry to Rosslare on the Saturday and getting barely any sleep on the Fishguard ferry and then driving across south Wales. I should have stopped for a rest but stupidly carried on. Took me two goes around to find the right exit. All because I was too tired and missed the right route around Swindon. Taught me a lesson, I can tell you.

@morachbeag years ago I was drivers mate delivering beer. The guy who was driving had never been to Swindon before so I was giving directions. We didn't need to go to the magic roundabout but I took us that way anyway.

When we go to the roundabout the driver asked me "which way" and I pointed at the exit we needed. He said "how the fuck do I get there" and I replied "any way you fucking like". It was worth it to see his face