inb4 all of the fun vulnerability brand names are used up and researchers start randomizing phoneme groups, like those Amazon "brands".

ZQUUFRA Attack
PYUMBOQFail
PFLINQO Shell
YHRENBU RaaS
Dirty WOOMRYX
GHRUUPTA variant of the NQIFOLM vuln
ZWELBRAXHammer

Okay, I love this so much: NASA Johnson Style!

https://youtu.be/2Sar5WT76kE

Phenomenal reporting from ProPublica. Big takeaways:

• FedRAMP is too understaffed to be effective.
• Microsoft never answered serious questions about its cloud security architecture.
• Despite a damning report, Microsoft's government cloud product was approved anyway.

https://www.propublica.org/article/microsoft-cloud-fedramp-cybersecurity-government

Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

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Have you sat on a horse?

Please boost for scientific accuracy.