"Why is everyone suddenly so pro-socialism??"
When we said "maybe getting sick shouldn't saddle you with generational debt," you said "THAT'S SOCIALISM!!"
When we said "maybe student loan debt should actually go down after paying on it for decades," you said "THAT'S SOCIALISM!!"
When we said "maybe trans people shouldn't be hunted and killed for sport but rather respected as unique individuals worthy of basic human kindness," you said "THAT'S SOCIALISM!!"
When we said "maybe women can actually make informed medical choices about their own bodies," you said "THAT'S SOCIALISM!!"
When we said "maybe qualified job candidates who happen to have black or brown skin shouldn't be punished for their color but rather have an equal opportunity to earn that job as a similar white candidate," you said "THAT'S SOCIALISM!!"
When we said "maybe there's something we can do to regulate gun ownership so that fewer school children die every year in preventable mass shootings," you said "THAT'S SOCIALISM!!"
When we said "maybe cops with guns aren't needed at every crisis, and in fact cases of people in mental crisis could be better handled by trained psychologists or therapists," you said "THAT'S SOCIALISM!!"
When we said "maybe billionaires don't actually need any financial help from the government and instead should pay taxes," you said "THAT'S SOCIALISM!!"
When we said "maybe the federal government has a duty to help private citizens in need by funding basic public services and safety nets like libraries and buses and hospitals," you said THAT'S SOCIALISM!!"
So we looked at all those things you called Socialism, and decided we want them. Brother, you're the best marketing Socialism ever had.






