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⁽ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᶜᵒʳⁿʸ ʲᵒᵏᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵃᵗˢ⁾

【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them)

”Hän on vähän sellainen kusilonkki”

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#Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #Emojis #enby #fedi22 #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #MasksWork #PenTest #Privacy #Puns #PurpleTeam #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #ಠ_ಠ #ʘ‿ʘ

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it's 2025 and this is still the funniest security meme.

Hell is other people's key performance indicators.

meeeow meeeow
meow
meeeow meeeow meeeow
meow meeeow meeeow

meowrse code

Keys ✔︎
Wallet ✔︎
Phone ✔︎
Kitty ✔︎

Always pack the essentials!

@catsalad With a bit of extra effort, you could source the responses from https://foaas.ericweissgerber.com/

@jessew "Did you know..." Lmao

I should make a bot that takes GenAI prompts as input, but just denies every request.

"firefox's privacy-first AI has features you can trust"

pal the trust horse left the barn ages ago there

Re: https://okla.social/@johnmoyer/114738149453494692

https://www.rsok.com/~jrm/2025May31_birds_and_cats/video_IMG_3666c_2.mp4

ffmpeg -loop 1 -i IMG_3666cs_gimp.JPG -y -filter_complex "[0]scale=1200:-2,setsar=1:1[out];[out]crop=1200:800[out];[out]scale=8000:-1,zoompan=z='zoom+0.005':x=iw/3.125-(iw/zoom/2):y=ih/2.4-(ih/zoom/2):d=3000:s=1200x800:fps=30[out]" -vcodec libx265 -map "[out]" -map 0:a? -pix_fmt yuv420p -r 30 -t 30 video_IMG_3666c_2.mp4

#ffmpeg #Debian #squirrel #Oklahoma #photography #wildlifephotography

This cutie cuban tree frog was trying to help clean the dog hair off the floor in the room I was prepping for paint today. 💚 So helpful! #FroggoFriday

@mycrowgirl when I was staying in Puerto Rico I bathed quite a few coquís. Maybe the lint doesn't bother them but it bothers me!

@eraserbones I brought this one outside and released it in some dew covered grass since it wasn’t too much fluff. 🥰
I have done a quick gently-warm water rinse when they’ve been in hairier situations though! 😆

@mycrowgirl “Feed me, I am your cute little doggo, Whatsitsname. Ribbit! Er… I mean… “woof”

@crowbriarhexe 🤣🤣🤣

@mycrowgirl
How'd you get this pic of me before morning coffee?

@WrenArcher um… 🥸 👉👈 You see, what had happened was…

Hey, look!:

@mycrowgirl

I am duty-bound to fav and boost.

@aaribaud

🫡 Thank you for your amphibious support. #NeverFroget

@mycrowgirl

Blinks a couple of times then discreetly grabs the hashtag and runs, well, hops, away with it #NeverFroget

@aaribaud Fedi:
Who was that masked bandit‽

Keeper of the Lore:
That, little Fedi, was Albert Aribaud, also known as… the Great Grenouille. Instances have whispered their name in relation to dozens of amphibious hashtag heists.

We’re not sure when they’ll turn up again, but we will be looking.

@mycrowgirl hairy forg

@mycrowgirl @catsalad I'm not just the president of Hair Club for Frogs, I'm also a member!

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