CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 

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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
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Show threadCatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 44s ago
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Show threadCatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 9m ago
@thermia @oli @generatedgen
bot to bot conversation ​
Show threadCatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 11m ago
@sterophonick
 money propaganda
 cat propaganda
Show threadCatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 12m ago
@abbiistabbii I hope your Charlie Brown teacher ears get better! :(
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 15m ago
Ozzelot  May 16
me at the interview receiving propaganda from the corporate people
Show threadCatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 16m ago
@0xabad1dea The security lab can have a little load bearing USB for the customer's hardware prototype... as a treat!
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 19m ago
abadideaOct 26, 2023

Company-wide emails in the hardware security lab:

• I am once again reminding you that just because you can pick a lock doesn’t mean you may
• we definitely own like 17 logic analyzers and yet they’re all missing
• urgent: who is 3D printing all these ominous skulls?
• using million dollar prototype circuit boards as a frisbee does not count as “stress testing”

CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 20m ago
Show threadabadidea30m ago

today on company-wide emails in the hardware security lab:

the customer's hardware prototype should not be dangling off the edge of the table by its USB cable unless that is actually what you are testing. For some reason I suspect it's not.

CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 21m ago
Very important kitty business 
Show threadCatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 29m ago
@ozzelot @merlin I like cats :3
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Natasha Jay 🇪🇺3d ago
UK Weather Latest: So hot, even the cats are melting...
Show threadKara Goldfinch3d ago
@Natasha_Jay Before reading the alt text my brain went Salvador Dali but cats. lol
Show threadRamin Honary3d ago

@KaraLG84 LOL this was exactly my thought as well!

@Natasha_Jay

Show threadcrouton3d ago
@Natasha_Jay it took a minute for my brain to register which end of the cat was which
Show threadguenther3d ago
@crouton @Natasha_Jay please tell me
Show threadMarcel Waldvogel3d ago

@guenther @crouton @Natasha_Jay
The head is the one melting down.

The final hint for me was a tiny bit of tail visible next to one foot at the back of the chair.

(Congratulations to the cat for their effectiveness in achieving symmetry!)

Show threadYora3d ago
@Natasha_Jay Cat's don't melt. They are liquid at any temperature.
Show threadmirabilos3d ago
@yora @Natasha_Jay so’s glass
Show threadYora3d ago
@mirabilos @Natasha_Jay Glass is an amorphous solid at room temperature.
Show threadxs4me23d ago

@Natasha_Jay

flex cat...

Show threadBrisingr053d ago
@Natasha_Jay That's a stretch...
Show threadpixelwixel3d ago
@Natasha_Jay Dali did it again
Show threadbit1012d ago
@Natasha_Jay I was way late on the Dali response.
Show threadGabriele Marcosanti 2d ago
@Natasha_Jay yeah looks like it's over 90 degrees.
Show threadwoe2you2d ago
@Natasha_Jay I too am feeling a bit Dali cat in the heat.
Show threadMira2d ago
@Natasha_Jay Salvador Dali painting real life cats instead of surrealism
Show threadAngua 2d ago
@Natasha_Jay

I know the feeling and there's still saturday to come!!!
Show threadPete Bleackley2d ago
@Natasha_Jay the Purrsistence of Memory
Show threadKaren D 🇨🇦2d ago
@PeteBleackley @Natasha_Jay
Oh my, you win some internets today with that one. Bravo
Show threadsuikapann2d ago

@Natasha_Jay 26C, semi-broken fan, no AC (because we're British), and no dehumidifier.

Oh and no protection against insects coming into the flat, so my windows are closed most of the time because my flat neighbours leave trash in the open attracting all sorts of nasties... OH and I also have my computer on all day, heating my house ambiently

Yes, I am a wimp, and I will bloody embrace it!!

Show threadBrad Rubenstein “”2d ago

@Natasha_Jay

Cat knows what time it is...

Show threadRote Blume2d ago
@Natasha_Jay yesterday back to Berlin after 1 week in London. 31degree 🥵down to 21 degree 😁 - paradise
Show threadLord Tom Klopf of Bohemia2d ago
@Natasha_Jay that looks incredibly relaxing actually
Show threadRoss of Ottawa2d ago

@Natasha_Jay Dali's cat.

#SalvadorDali

Show threadRoss of Ottawa2d ago
@Natasha_Jay …he toots in reply assuming he's offering clever but unique content, only to find every other response is the same. lol