It's refit week! So we're docked at the Volvo Yards above New Göteborg.
Which SOMEHOW always magically coincides with the #gothcon gaming convention. I am sure this is IN NO WAY related to Geordi and Riker's Warhammer habit.
Not that I'm complaining. I offered to fly them down.
Every year on the Enterprise, Picard invites a bunch of officers to take part in an episode of "Murder She Wrote" on the holodeck at Christmas.
Last year, I made the mistake of mentioning this to Chancellor Gowron when I had to fly him and Picard to Camp Kitomer for a conference.
So anyway, Christmas day this year should be... interesting.
Oh great. They caught another Salt Vampire down in Ten Forward.
Cue the jokes.
You accidentally date ONE Salt Vampire, and nobody ever lets it go.
#introduction time!
I'm Commander Bull, Shuttle Chief on the Enterprise. Here with Star Fleet's permission (Data did the forms).
I'm happy to answer any questions about life in Star Fleet or onboard the Big E. Just toot me!
I occasionally live toot my daily life. Which in the past has included:
- Getting imprisoned with Riker on a planet of jazz-playing dog people
- Murder She Wrote holodeck adventures with Gowron
- When a broken replicator spewing chocolate made us accidentally breach the Romulan Neutral zone
- The time Spot and I had to rescue the crew from a Borg cube that had accidentally assimilated a colony of feral cats.
You may know me from the bird site here: https://twitter.com/catboy_cdr
Thanks to @guinan for inviting me to Ten Forward.
