bytebro

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@bytebro And happy retirement!
@bytebro Beneficiaries!? Bollocks to that. I'll be getting my carers to blend up Michelin starred food for me to consume through a straw.

So they spent two weeks finding the absolute best female players in the world, and it ends as a complete whitewash.

Oops!

At least it's extremely unlikely that Sinner/Alcarez will do similar tomorrow.

#wombledon

"Young boy holds older skater’s hand and has an adorable reaction to the landing trick.. πŸ₯Ή
πŸŽ₯ IG: james_cruickshank_"
@buitengebieden
#blackchildren #skateboarding #whitepeople #blackmastodon
I was trying to photograph these red doors and this man came barreling through on his bicycle. Not mad at all. Thanks for making my boring photo of some doors look way more interesting, bud.

A night-time summer storm over America (of the meteorological variety, rather than political). We were sleeping in tents when we saw this.

#Photography #Landscape #Weather #Summer #Travel

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DO NOT EXECUTE THIS CODE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE LICENSE
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https://github.com/sneakers-the-rat/gpu-free-ai/blob/main/LICENSE

"D'ya know what D'vark, I'm getting bored with this."

"What you mean?"

"Look, every single time we find a planet with these apes on it, they've killed everything else."

"No they haven't, there's still some big stuff left..."

"Not for much longer, mate. Come on, let's go and confirm the quarantine rules."

#MicroFiction