I forgot to mention that I went to #Rousham yesterday. Hot. Heard a cracking noise. Went to investigate, as you do. Stood under a tree. You'll never guess what happened. Anyway I was called an idiot until I pointed out how generous my death in service benefits are.
Worth much more dead than alive.
@keefeglise
That was me, until 2wks ago - worth shed-loads. Now, the 'beneficiaries' all get a share of whatever is left after the council steal what's left to 'pay for' the carers.
@bytebro Beneficiaries!? Bollocks to that. I'll be getting my carers to blend up Michelin starred food for me to consume through a straw.
@bytebro And happy retirement!