So we got a motion activated water fountain and the kittens are convinced it's actual magic. All of them have put their feet in it. Repeatedly.

Gandalf is cuddling with Tilly the kitten and I am dying of happiness. Way to be the bestest boy, Gandalf. 🥰

We're cooked, y'all. No, really, if it's this hot in May I can only assume that human flesh won't survive outside come July. Promise me one of y'all will look after my cats after my face melts. For the Europeans and Canucks, I'll save you the Google: the high on Wednesday is 41.6° C.

The kittens officially have names, assuming I'm right about their genders. From left to right: Lana, Pam, and Barry.

I understand this is likely not Workday's idea of an April Fools joke and just a run of the mill bug, but one has to admit the timing is impeccable.

Me when companies list a role as remote when it's actually hybrid.

Me when someone puts "elite" or "ninja" in their job postings.

Just Texas things.

Moose 🤝 trying to hide from election day 🤝 me

My mom asked about my election night plans.