Look, I’m not saying I’m open to being kidnapped by aliens at this point if it means getting off this planet. All I’m saying is I wouldn’t put up a fight were it to happen.

*winks in the general direction of Alpha Centauri*

Happy ninth Mastodon Won't Survive Day to all who celebrate!
https://mashable.com/article/mastodon-wont-survive

#Fediverse #Mastodon

The year is 2003

A republican is in the White House because democrats lost an easily winnable election against an imbecile

Republicans waste no time cutting taxes for billionaires, gutting social services, and expanding the military

Citing God and Christianity, and at Israel’s urging, the GOP President illegally invades a sovereign nation on made up lies about weapons that never existed

The year is 2026

Scientists have detected another possible Monday arriving as early as next week. If true, this will be the 9th Monday this year. They warn that there are a little over 3 days left to prepare.

Mondays can be bad. Hug those you love and help them through it. Spend these remaining days wisely.

Now THAT's a headline.

"The U.S. spent $30 billion to ditch textbooks for laptops and tablets: The result is the first generation less cognitively capable than their parents"

#edtech #education

https://fortune.com/2026/02/21/laptops-tablets-schools-gen-z-less-cognitively-capable-parents-first-time-cellphone-bans-standardized-test-scores/