Aral Balkan

Look, I’m not saying I’m open to being kidnapped by aliens at this point if it means getting off this planet. All I’m saying is I wouldn’t put up a fight were it to happen.

*winks in the general direction of Alpha Centauri*

Apr 5 at 7:01pmWeb
Show threadIzzy4d ago
@aral Guess they'll need a big ship then, considering who'd agree with you there. Maybe we switch that to not putting up a fight if they'd pick the other 0.5%? I guess that could solve the issue as well, with fewer resources on their side…
Show threadGezThePez4d ago
@aral fuel shortages on Alpha Centauri just now ; they lads also get their oil from the gulf
Show threadDuckbilled Plattypus.4d ago
@aral I'm all in with Proxima B. One to beam up!
Show threadMichael Gemar4d ago
@aral @pattykimura Um…does this also involve the anal probe? Just asking for a friend.
Show threadAral Balkan3d ago
@michaelgemar @pattykimura I believe you have to pay extra for that.
Show threadTristram Brelstaff2d ago
@aral Maybe you should just point to them to the 'leader of the free world' and say that they should take him instead.