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@bitsnpieces
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Taking mediocrity to new levels of meh.

I take pictures and post stupidity. 

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the Shpavver Head Shaver for Bald Men, on sale for 85% off.
Are you bald? Have you ever seen the Matrix and thought "Wow, I wish one of those murderous machines would shave my head"? If you answered yes, then this is the razor for you.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F53HV938/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_dl_MTEVZ27VRM0HX9A7ZW6M?linkCode=ml1&tag=lowqualityfac-22-20&linkId=aae555d1274f086ee5895f2a8975f341
My brother's wife collects those creepy faceless Willow Tree figurines. My hobby is now finding them at Goodwill and improving them with a custom paint job. 😲
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Duct tape is the force: it has a light side, a dark side and it holds the universe together.

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Squeak, squeaker, squeakin'

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I squeak you squeak
we all squeak for ice kweek

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Always give 100%

15% on Monday
25% on Tuesday
25% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
15% on Friday

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Wait at least 30 minutes before swimming in a thunderstorm. 🌩️

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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? 
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