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Trendy TootsToday's top ten tag trends:
10: #merkel
9: #canadaday
8: #MonochromeMonday
7: #PhotoMonday
6: #Fotomontag
5: #mastobada
4: #rulestosqueakby
3: #wimbledon
2: #gravy
1: #monsterdon
SICK CUNT DRACONESso from the looks of it, the bots are scraping trending hashtags like #SilentSunday , #RulesToSqueakBy , #MonochromeMonday etc, all of which are filled with gentle civilians posting pretty photos and thoughtful advice. perhaps the most sporting thing to do in the circumstances would be to drive a little-used hashtag to the top of the chart instead
If you're looking for success in the world of small batch #Gravy , here are my three golden rules - from an industry veteran who's seen it all.
- don't even fucking think about it.
- the gravy racket is all sewn up and you don't stand a chance
- i'm the king of this castle, fuckface
- i fucking mean it. step on my turf and i'll come for you no hesitation no remorse
- you're as good as dead, you miserable slut
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