Eek! Bin Berlinermaus!

#RulesToSqueakBy
#HashTagGames

so from the looks of it, the bots are scraping trending hashtags like #SilentSunday , #RulesToSqueakBy , #MonochromeMonday etc, all of which are filled with gentle civilians posting pretty photos and thoughtful advice. perhaps the most sporting thing to do in the circumstances would be to drive a little-used hashtag to the top of the chart instead

#gravy

If you're looking for success in the world of small batch #Gravy , here are my three golden rules - from an industry veteran who's seen it all.

- don't even fucking think about it.
- the gravy racket is all sewn up and you don't stand a chance
- i'm the king of this castle, fuckface
- i fucking mean it. step on my turf and i'll come for you no hesitation no remorse
- you're as good as dead, you miserable slut

#RulesToSqueakBy

Here at Pathetic Industries, we use only the finest quality Scotch tape and rubber bands to make products that will give you days of service!

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What are we going to do tonight? The same thing we do every night: try to take over the world!

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Less than 5 seconds on the floor is still ok...unless you have a pet.

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You gotta ask yourself, "Do I feel lucky?"

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