Hoon McMunch

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dipping my toe
I love how the hotter a pepper gets the more fucked up it looks.
COLUMBO: the criterion collection, huh... sounds interesting. not for me, though. i usually just watch the game.
ME: *smiling serenely*
COLUMBO: my WIFE however.... my wife loves, what do you call him. Yasujirō Ozu. cant get enough of "Floating Weeds." SHE tells me barnes and nobles has this big sale where you can get t-
ME: god damn it this isnt fair
Lead is sequestered in the bones like calcium in childhood and is released as bone density drops with age. Hang on to your butts, GenX is about to wild the fuck out.
So anyway, I started blasting
Microsoft, one of the world’s most profitable companies - a story in two parts.
Me at any business meeting: okay good. That all sounds great. And just to confirm, are we sure that no one is mad at me???

7 years sober today. I no longer go to bed hoping not to wake up the next morning. I no longer am a walking corpse just waiting for the day to end. I no longer dry heave and have the shakes from withdrawal.

Today, I choose to trudge through my beautiful mess of a life. I'm grateful for it. Grateful to be sober.

#sober #sobriety

ta gueule!
NYT op-eds be like "People talk about the dangers of sending every queer person to a labor camp. But what about the benefits?"