James Webpage (normal version)

@excuse_haver@normal.style
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He/Him.

hi I’m James. Happy to be here and make things worse.

I’m not a flat earther unless flat earth turns out to be true.

I have other accounts on the fediverse, this is the one where I act normal

Show threadJames Webpage (normal version)1d ago
Everything but the mustard today. So close!
James Webpage (normal version)5d ago
Jesus Christ Carol just tell them to shorten the message.
James Webpage (normal version)6d ago
Ruth [☕️ 👩🏻‍💻📚✍🏻🧵🪡🍵]6d ago
There's a lot of reasons I don't want to time travel to ancient Greece, but I think what would be absolutely the worst is if I ran into a guy named Jason I wouldn't be able to keep it together.
James Webpage (normal version)6d ago
BeeCycling has movedFeb 23, 2023

Do not seize the day. This will startle the day and may cause it to become aggressive and give you a nasty bite.

Instead approach the day calmly without making eye contact, pet it gently, and slowly enfold it in a careful embrace

If the day shows any signs of resistance to being engaged with, it is likely to turn on you. Back off and return to bed.

James Webpage (normal version)6d ago
chopped liver [to themselves]: but truly what am I?
James Webpage (normal version)Nov 26

From: jeevacation@gmail
To: Sauron <WhiteBoyS@yahoo>

have yo heard of hobbits?

James Webpage (normal version)Nov 23
Show threadtriz of online Nov 23

@excuse_haver lawyer: see the problem is your case hasn't got enough fucken uh. lawin. it's doesn't have enough lawiness in it.

me: oh my god i'm going to jail

James Webpage (normal version)Nov 23
Oh my dentin is fucked up? My dentist is telling me that my dentin is fucked up? That’s convenient. What’s next, my mechanic telling me there’s a problem with my mechanism?
James Webpage (normal version)Nov 23

From: jeevacation@gmail
To: gollum <smeag86@hotmail>

can I borrow it PLEASE

James Webpage (normal version)Nov 20
Absurd to think that Sauron would be distracted by a PR event and forget about his critical path item of getting the ring back. Was he not tracking milestones? Did his PMs all miss dailies?