I see the tiktok fyp is being extremely normal

tiktok will be like oh you like to drink water? classic adhd symptom

the next iteration of jorts should have emoji reacts

so I got bluesky today and so far it seems...meh? The Big Posters seem to mostly be Big Posters on fedi as well. I was kinda expecting to begrudgingly go "I guess they have *that* magic ingredient that works that fedi doesn't" but 80-90% of the posts seem like the same kinda material. Even the Discourse of the Week is the same

ha ha ha 😈 you think you can just come into my life 💢 and throw me away like a battery 🔋🙄? youre mine, josh 😏 not your girlfriends 👧❌ not gods 👼❌ youre mine, josh 😇 mine 😠
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7mzDGS9tgk

Everything ive learned about linux on the ol master don has been against my will

gonna start saying "awesomeness" when people tell me things as a power play

⚠️Uh oh! Looks like you're jort on horses! Use 15 Gems 💎 to get more!

a reply guy called me "nerd-phobic" and I take that as a high honor