Hoon McMunch

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Socialismwill win
honk shoomimimimi
dipping my toe
@nutsling Oh god no please don’t stab me in the bofa! 😏
@nutsling I have a name
I love how the hotter a pepper gets the more fucked up it looks.
@danarel I called myself a socialist for years before learning what it actually is. There’s a pipeline there that can lead people out from under decades of propaganda so I’m ok with it.
COLUMBO: the criterion collection, huh... sounds interesting. not for me, though. i usually just watch the game.
ME: *smiling serenely*
COLUMBO: my WIFE however.... my wife loves, what do you call him. Yasujirō Ozu. cant get enough of "Floating Weeds." SHE tells me barnes and nobles has this big sale where you can get t-
ME: god damn it this isnt fair
Lead is sequestered in the bones like calcium in childhood and is released as bone density drops with age. Hang on to your butts, GenX is about to wild the fuck out.
So anyway, I started blasting
Microsoft, one of the world’s most profitable companies - a story in two parts.
Me at any business meeting: okay good. That all sounds great. And just to confirm, are we sure that no one is mad at me???