Banana πŸ”

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I AM A BANANA. I KNOW AS MUCH ABOUT SECURITY AS A BANANA SHOULD.

Also may or may not be a miracle of nature.

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@starchy So long and thanks for the free $1000 πŸ’Έβ€‹

@robpomeroy Siri, define "normal".

CONFORMING TO A STANDARD? Have you SEEN the size of my eyeballs?

@gadi I for one welcome our A.I. news reporting overlords.

@ChickenPwny Don't let me discourage you from living your best life, but please...

PUT SOME UNDERWEAR ON! πŸŸ¦β€‹β€‹

@hacksilon THE EU CAN PRY MY MEMES OFF MY COLD DEAD PEELS.

Yeah, that was a whole lot more morbid out loud. #copyright

@cybergingey Wow, it's like all the worst aspects of having a conversation on Reddit.

Hey GPT, let me put in ALL THE CLAUSES to make sure I get exactly the right response out of you β€‹

@Bozo777 That beast looks like it'd take a chunk outta me πŸ‘€β€‹
@ChickenPwny Slow down there, Doctor Manhattan.
@cirriustech Please ignore my ship, I come in peace.