Mastodawn

Vanta Puce

@starchy@infosec.exchange

605 Followers

315 Following

3.8K Posts

Currently: covered in cat hair and bass guitars, doing tech ops at EFF.
Previously: stardust, stars

Extremely not a professional account. Tikkun olam motherfucker

"professional"	https://www.eff.org/about/staff/starchy-grant
"musical"	https://soundcloud.com/starchy-grant
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pronouns	he/him
bookwyrm	https://bookwyrm.social/user/starchy

I simply will never tire of typing 'man cat' into my terminal

ashes to ashes and dust to dust

in THIS economy?

one of those ewok traps where a log swings down from the trees and takes out a stormtrooper only it's an ICE agent and the log is a sandwich

Spooner sees police action for a snack (7)

oooh everybody look at me I'm a primate I'm going to evolve a brain capable of migraines and terrible decisions

less catastrophizing, more dat ass trophizing

"There's a certain zhuszh to radical hackers"
--Margaret Killjoy, correct as usual

I am the Andy Goldsworthy of spare toilet paper

the EFF defcon shirts* this year are so good

* acquirable as a thank you for becoming a member^
^ which funds EFF's work, including my job thanks ("we work for tips")

Hug your pets for me until you explode