My friends often feel bad I'm single saying it must be hard etc, it ain't, today I'm eating a bowl of custard for tea because I can, meanwhile my friend can't play football tomorrow because he's got to cut the grass and fit some shelves, so who's the idiot?
@fesshole 🎵 you have to wash the car, take the kids to the park 🎵
@fesshole Whoever manages to squeeze out from underneath a game of football obviously isn't the idiot.
@fesshole Fitting shelves and mowing the lawn aren't activities exclusive to couples...?

@lunarloony

True, but most single men live like pigs.

@fesshole

@fesshole “Ughh, him again! I’ll just tell him I have to cut the grass a put shelves up” 🤪
@fesshole I once ate a pint of custard with 6oz of raisins mixed in. Once.