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I spend more time as @hackthedigital.cloud on Bluesky (https://bsky.app/profile/hackthedigital.cloud)
New blog/whitepaper release:
Shostack + Associates is pleased to release our latest whitepaper, Understanding the Four Question Framework for Threat Modeling! It’s free as part of our Black Friday sale, and uhhh, because we like sharing knowledge it’ll remain free.
I wrote this paper because someone once called the questions “surprisingly nuanced,” which I thought was kind, and because I saw even collaborators varying the words. And as I write in the introduction:
People commonly make the mistake of rephrasing the questions. They don’t realize that there are reasons to use the specific framework questions. There’s nuance and intent in the questions, which are meant to be answerable in many ways. Rephrasings often lose nuance, flexibility, or both. Further, consistency in how we say things contributes to consistency in how we do them.
If this isn’t more fun than listening to your Uncle Jack expound on football on Thanksgiving, double your money back!
"On behalf of the WordPress security team, ..." and then many mentions of "fixing a security issue" without specifying what it is. (The patch is, presumably, public since the plugin is OSS and PHP?)
https://wordpress.org/news/2024/10/secure-custom-fields/
I don't have an opinion on the broader Wordpress situation, but seeing a security exception used to wield power in a broader controversy is extremely worrying.
Open source communities trust security teams with exceptional powers, and weakening that trust damages everyone.
Cars are increasingly surveillance systems on wheels. They spy relentlessly not just on the driver --why are people comfortable with this, or do they not know it's happening? -- but also on the surroundings. Tesla is the worst offender as it keeps trying, unsuccessfully, to do self-driving.
If you own one is these, you are helping make the surveillance state much more pervasive.
Congress and state lawmakers obviously are in favor of all this spying, because they do nothing to stop it.
Microsoft will try the data-scraping Windows Recall feature again in October
Initial Recall preview was lambasted for obvious privacy and security failures.
In a letter to the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) last week, Senators Ron Wyden and Edward Markey urged the FTC to investigate several car companies caught selling and sharing customer information without clear consent. Alongside details previously gathered from reporting by The New York Times, the...
A new report finds Boeing’s rockets are built with an unqualified work force
NASA declines to penalize Boeing for the deficiencies.
So there's a logic error here alright but it sure the fuck ain't with their agent's parsing, which....this is repeating items 1 and 2, but from a different level of abstraction.
This is turd-polishing.
More to the point:
Why the everliving fuck are you hard-coding a specific number of channels into your fucking agent,
when 'channels' are a tagging convention and have no pertinence to the detection logic,
and you could just -fucking allocate the resources to hold the content based on the configuration itself-
You -utter- -assholes-
You are -creating a problem for yourself- and then -doubling down on doing it wrong-
.......
Mister Holmes, sir, we have a -mystery- on our hands!
Why, just this morning the lad Simpkins came into Scotland Yard with the most astonishing tale and -
Mister Holmes, the mudlarks are in an absolute uproar, you must have heard from the Irregulars -
London's entire sewer system has been -scoured utterly bare-
There is -no shit-, Sherlock!
yeah they don't even try to dress this one up
Problem is, they completely fail to talk at all about staged deployment for -any other part of the product- so uh.
Also as one of their mitigations they're deigning to allow customers whether to accept the new content.
You know, the -base expectation- from -literally everyone else-
But only about this 'channel' content. Not anything with the actual definitions or the agent binary itself; none of that is mentioned at all.
Completely the fuck missing.
So, see, what this -looks- like they're saying is that they've got third parties in to review the code and process.
But those are two separate clauses.
They have two third-parties in to review the -sensor code-
-and-
They are conducting a review of process.
But they are not actually -saying- that the third parties are involved in the process review at all - only the code review.
Perhaps someone ought to ask them to clear that the fuck up.
It's that sticky "we" there, y'see?
"We" -could- be implied to mean the set of crowdstrike, vendor 1, and vendor 2.
But "we" can also refer to crowdstrike the company, or to the personnel of that company.
"We" is one of those words that has -very- tricky scope to it, and can be used to lie to you right to your face.
This whole technical details section is exec-pandering crap.
-this- little fucker is funny tho, 'cuz it implies that if you have an input that cannot be parsed with regular expressions, clownstrike can't handle it.
The next part appears to be an extract from some guy at MS's blog about this shit -
whiiiich pads out the last half of the document and since it isn't clownstrike's work, but just shit they lifted from someone else's blog, doesn't matter
So yeah, only the first six pages have any content on them; two of the findings are duplicates and are just there to pad for length; they -missed- a bunch of other findings; they are committed to a known-broken sensor operations regime and have no clear plans to fix the underlying architectural issues exposed -by- this; and they don't have anyone left in the place who can fucking write worth a damn.
Complete fucking clownshoes. If I were their customer I would be calling for their literal, heart-ripped-from-chest, blood for this.
Also:
Who the everliving fuck -audited- this pile of shit?
Who signed off that -this- was suitable for deployment to federal computers?
Who the fuck did their audit and why the fuck did they not catch -any- of this?
........y'all.
I -really- suspect that this document was an LLM summary of some collation of internal documents that got some light editing.
......who has a very uncomfortable looking smile on his blog profile, damn. That must hurt to make that expression.
......there's nothing on here about licensing; anyone know if MS lets you just, like, steal half a blogpost to crap into your document to fill out space?
.....yeah, looking back, that fixation on defining why "channel 291" was pertinent?
A person wouldn't keep referring to it by number, but would use a pronoun phrase. "the updated channel" or similar.
And then with that mishmash in that other para with the whole 20 vs 21 thing.....
Yeah, that's not how a person would write that at all. Certainly not someone who actually understood what was going on.
.......starting to have this creeping feeling that the standards I've held myself to in this area are way the fuck higher than ......standard.
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