Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni)

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Shrimpfluencer. Cephalopods, neurons, outer space. Anxious cucumber. Mixed media quilter. Insignificant nerdy jock. Take everything with a grain of salt. Be generous. Queer. Purveyor of serendipity.

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Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni)4h ago
Santa b-Aby5h ago

If I give you a handmade gift, please know that the idea was thought of with love.

The gift, however, that was made with swearing.

#christmas

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni)4h ago
Star Trek Minus Context7h ago
If you begin #StarTrek Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in our very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.
Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni)7h ago
Tyler Cohen7h ago
What if there were baking soda or silicate packets for sound? Idle thought brought to you by the unending construction next door (it’s been MONTHS, y’all!)
Show threadGranny Art (Shrimp) (Joni)7h ago
@tylerzonia My sympathies. My neighbor has been working on his house for years. He's almost done and mostly not working on it anymore, but I know the feeling.
Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni)7h ago
Show threadnash7h ago

- I try to add Pig-Latin to the Universal Translator & accidentally give the ship's computer a sort of 'digital dyslexia'.

- On an away mission, I accidentally step in some goop that turns out to be a tiny alien civilization. A StarFleet hearing ensues, debating whether it violates the Prime Directive to leave the boot on the planet, or to scrape the civilization off & try to pat them back into the puddle from whence they came.

Show threadGranny Art (Shrimp) (Joni)7h ago
@inherentlee awwww <3 <3
Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni)7h ago
InarticulateQuilter7h ago

Thought I’d try to knock one more square off my #QuiltBingo card before the end of the year with this Word Play improv piece

#Quilting

Show threadGranny Art (Shrimp) (Joni)8h ago

@CelloMomOnCars Ah, ok. I'm in the DC metro area. I don't know what kind of selection these stores are going to have.

I'd be willing to send you some unsweetened chocolate, if you can't find what you are looking for.

Show threadGranny Art (Shrimp) (Joni)8h ago
@CelloMomOnCars Ok, where (roughly) do you live that you can walk into a store and buy Guittard?
Show threadGranny Art (Shrimp) (Joni)8h ago
@skinnylatte @CelloMomOnCars @MissConstrue Salt+chocolate FTW!