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DC resident, Philly native, fan of sports teams that mostly disappoint (#Eagles, #Sixers, #Phillies, #Hoyas), condiment enthusiast, pretty good at bar trivia, pretty bad at spatial reasoning
@stumblewyk hell yeah build that dynasty
This is the new, "When your custom character is in a cutscene," meme. I don't make the rules, I'm sorry.
Jesus says thanks for all the b-day wishes! He said he wants Republicans to stop posing in front of Christmas trees with their children holding AR-15 rifles.
@dungeons seems unlikely we’ll find any real upgrades in the shop unless they have good sales

He talked about electric cars. I don't know anything about cars, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Then he talked about rockets. I don't know anything about rockets, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Now he talks about software. I happen to know a lot about software & Elon Musk is saying the stupidest shit I've ever heard anyone say, so when people say he's a genius I figure I should stay the hell away from his cars and rockets.

I like how every #Eagles game here on #Mastodon, JIT game commentary with the #Philly peeps makes it feel like we're all at a PJs screaming at the TVs together 💚
@rossbright Just keep voting for them I’m sure it’s just a pease
Gotta love tech journalists who describe Mastodon as "that impossible-to-use website." First of all, it's an app. C'mon. Second of all, aren't these the same people who write breathless explainers about the wonder of cryptocurrencies, which are not only impossible to understand but literally built from bullshit?
@drvolts top left middle is really doing an injustice to Jameses Taylor
@dungeons @astrelion Thank you for putting this together! Now that we have a caster (unless we get him killed right now) I was wondering if spells/abilities are coded in or if that’s been too complicated with spell slots, effects, and so forth.