JoshThis is the new, "When your custom character is in a cutscene," meme. I don't make the rules, I'm sorry.
Sandy
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Jesus says thanks for all the b-day wishes! He said he wants Republicans to stop posing in front of Christmas trees with their children holding AR-15 rifles.
Rod HiltonHe talked about electric cars. I don't know anything about cars, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.
Then he talked about rockets. I don't know anything about rockets, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.
Now he talks about software. I happen to know a lot about software & Elon Musk is saying the stupidest shit I've ever heard anyone say, so when people say he's a genius I figure I should stay the hell away from his cars and rockets.
Michael Mukalian
Annalee Newitz 🍜Gotta love tech journalists who describe Mastodon as "that impossible-to-use website." First of all, it's an app. C'mon. Second of all, aren't these the same people who write breathless explainers about the wonder of cryptocurrencies, which are not only impossible to understand but literally built from bullshit?
Oliver Darcy
Brian Klaas*Sheepish request* I'm new to Mastodon, but a lot of my former Twitter followers don't know I'm here yet. Someone suggested I could simply ask you fine people to boost me. Would you be so kind? (I promise to post a photo of my dog to say thanks). #WelcomeToMastodon
Ryan SingelThe FTC is a generally complaint-driven agency. I think there's a good case for the FTC to step in and investigate Twitter for unfair and deceptive trade practices for labeling individual instances of Mastodon as malware when people try to link to them on Twitter.
Instance owners don't need a lawyer to do this. Just file a complaint here and say that Twitter is unfairly labeling your site as malware. Then send that to the FTC, spread it here and tell a reporter.
Robert ReichIn case anyone needed a reminder, the Republican Party’s economic record is atrocious. All but four of the last 17 recessions over the past century have come under Republican presidents.
The idea that the GOP is some force of economic strength is absurd.
Congratulations to the Tories on their pigheaded policies bringing back the cherished tradition of desperate women being forced into unsafe sex work due to a failed social safety net! https://on.ft.com/3Y3QcHr
