Arrrrrrrgh

@alexcruise
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Vacillating Between Crippling Self-Doubt and Megalomania™

I'm also https://mastodon.sdf.org/@alexcruise, we'll see which one I wind up using

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Sitehttps://cluonflux.com/
@[email protected] do you still have the text of Rules for Database Aging hanging around somewhere? It's not in the Wayback Machine, and the apparently-live version on your site is kaput!
The Murderbot TV show started filming!
[Drake meme]
No: go to work in an office every day like some kind of animal
Yes: frequent offsites with SO many whiteboards

@cwebber 1999-me is surprised about a great many things; “khtml rules the world” is definitely near the top of that list.

“khtml will run on the device in your pocket” “well, yes, that makes sense, because it’s a toy renderer, and I’m a huge geek, so I probably have some extremely niche extremely resource-constrained device running open source, but I’m sure the rendering is terrible and slow” “yeah, so, about that”

Latest Boeing mishaps: United plane makes emergency landing in Oregon after losing panel mid-flight

A Boeing 737 United Airlines flight had to make an emergency landing at Medford, Oregon from San Francisco after a panel allegedly fell off mid-flight.

FOX13 News | Seattle & Western Washington | Formerly Q13 News
it's called a man page because it won't shut up about stuff you already know and doesn't actually have the answer to your question

When Jeff Bezos started Amazon he had nothing but an Ivy League education and $150,000 from his parents.

He didn't let that hold him back.

What's your excuse?

@danhon I apologize if you've already heard this take a dozen times, but moderation systems are really interesting, and not much real progress has been on them since Slashdot... I wish I were kidding.

Me writing software: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me packaging software for release: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.