When Jeff Bezos started Amazon he had nothing but an Ivy League education and $150,000 from his parents.

He didn't let that hold him back.

What's your excuse?

@Daojoan

You do not seem to realize that those are assets that most people will never have !

From what you write, it seems that Bezos was already one of the happy few right from the beginning.

@Alb_

You missed the sarcasm.

That was the point @Daojoan was making.

@ashtardeza @Daojoan

i was not sure about it so i prefered to clarify πŸ˜€

@Alb_ @ashtardeza @Daojoan that was absolutely dripping with sarcasm 😁

@Alb_ @Daojoan how can anyone be happy with an Ivy League education and $150K? It borders on criminal, what his family did to him! Monstrous! They should be in prison!

And just think what he’ll inherit when they die! He’ll be so miserable! A life hardly worth living!

@Alb_ @Daojoan I think you missed the sarcasm here.

@Daojoan and like 10 years working on Wall Street at an investment bank, if am not mis-remebering.

also, isn't another reason for his success that he was at the forefront of tapping investment "dark pools"? he started the trend of running businesses that supposedly didn't make money for more than the "3 years of no profit and you fold" they taught people at business school. Amazon didn't show a profit for like a decade.

@Daojoan wait -- he only had $150k? And probably just an undergrad degree? Jesus, what am I doing with my life. These piles of money and myriad opportunity are just going to absolute waste when I could be using them to churn the bones of the working class
@kayleeserenada @Daojoan More line $400k in today's money, since it was in the 80s.
@Daojoan I have no parents 😒

@Daojoan

He didn't let antitrust law hold him back either. Because it had already been gutted. Those are also advantages that the Beez had, that all capitalist sociopaths have.

@Daojoan It seems that you are not playing in Jeff's league since I've never heard of you before. So what's your excuse?
BTW: getting a life start package of $150,000 isn't commonplace.

@StefanMuenz @Daojoan OP was being *very* sarcastic.

You aren't the first commenter to have missed it. The fact that we hear stuff like this said in earnest often enough that *anyone* missed the sarcasm says a lot about our culture. :(

@hosford42 @Daojoan Thanks for clarifying. It's not my mother language (and of course not my native culture) so that might explain my lack of sensitivity in that case.
@StefanMuenz @Daojoan I get it. Being autistic is often compared to even your mother tongue being a second language. That's why I'm a fan of the /s qualifier for sarcastic posts.
@Daojoan @STimmchen I nearly missed the sarcasm…
@Daojoan
Well now I don't feel so bad.
@Daojoan Pulled himself up by the bootstraps but they're Gucci boots

@deirdreassenza @Daojoan

Whole new meaning of 'Bootstrapping'.

@Daojoan I don't know how to use mastodon πŸ˜„
@Daojoan Nothing is holding me back except being below mediocrity.
@Daojoan Pull yourselves up by your bootstraps just like poor Jeffy did!!
@Daojoan I really would like to see them stripped of everything and the system totally rigged to keep them in poverty and then see how far they get.

@Daojoan some may call this one a self made doll. this one got it's start in life with a measley $12million.

We all have our struggles but you can be the ultra wealthy too if you just stop buying takeout

@Daojoan Don't forget he also had a wife to thanklessly steal the work from! He really had nothing, poor guy.
@Daojoan Correct me if I am wrong, almost ALL stories of "those people that got rich" apart the "privileged startup" they usually had they almost always displayed a sort of "narcissistic behaviour" and/or I don't know "borderline psychopath" in the sense that for them "ALL IS LEGIT in the pursue of making money". Like there was that one cutting chocolates in 2 and re-selling it to his friends. What "normal people" would do that ??!! Or think to invent "the X card for super rich" or stuff like ?
@Daojoan I dont have 150k from my parents or an ivy league education :)
@Daojoan I only got a small $1,000,000 loan from my dad so I can't really do much
@Daojoan my personal convictions forbid me to exploit other human beings for my personal profit. Besides, I'm a woman and never had $150000 or the money to pay myself an ivy league education.
@Daojoan people are so poor all they have is money!, i wish the likes of Bezos would care more about people and the planet instead of flauting with their money! So don't say this should be followed....

@Daojoan

I still have more respect for Bezos (and Gates, and even Zuckerberg) than I do for Musk (or Trump, Koch, etc.).

Building Amazon took some skill, some discipline, and picking the right people. He did have a head start, but it wasn't like being born on 3rd base and thinking he had hit a triple (in the immortal GWB metaphor coined by Molly Ivins).

@dan131riley @Daojoan It totally required being in the right place at the right time though. Two years later and somebody else would've got the easy starting market and the current net infrastructure gig would've gone to whichever business got there first.

@flippac @Daojoan Oh, absolutely. Luck (for want of a better term) plays a huge role, one that the beneficiaries of that luck often try to deny. Fortunate people want to believe that their good fortune was earned.

That said, Amazon could have been another internet burnout. Bezos was unusually smart about scaling up the business. I don't necessarily like the result--I have a bias towards avoiding Amazon--but I still admire his skill in growing the business.

@dan131riley @Daojoan They certainly could have tripped at moving much beyond books and maybe CDs, which probably would've left a major B&M retailer taking up their present-day role 5-10 years later on if nobody else found an in, yeah.