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#caturday for all, but I love this little schnozz every day of the week.
The smaller one doing the #girlpower and getting back into #roller #hockey She’s tiny but mighty, and hella determined.
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure that you're not, in fact, surrounded by assholes.
What is the absolute best show I ought to be watching right now? #bingewatching #television
The internet was a mistake. Civilization was a mistake. Evolving was a mistake. We could be sitting in trees eating delicious bananas right now, but instead we're here getting Very Angry Online.
In what foreign language does “pack up your things, we have to leave in 5 minutes” translate to “it’s time to lose a sock and build a Lego Death Star in your pillow fort” and where did my kid learn it?
The Great Eyeless Purrtato #caturday
I met this girl all the way back in highschool. We’ve spent the decades since in different countries, coming and going in and out of each other’s lives. Always feels like home, no matter how long apart. #Best #Girl #soulmates
I was in a head-on collision with a drunk driver last night. The most frightening, surreal experience of my life, and I’ve walked away with a only few cuts and bruises. Feel your gratitude, hug your people. Xx