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Whenever someone tells me their layoffs are about clearing the dead wood, I ask them a question:

Was the wood dead when you hired it, or did working for you kill it?

@godpod I decided to paint a wall and watch it dry last night. It was far more entertaining.
@uspolitics This was not on my 2024 Bingo card
Rick Astley has done a better job of preventing people from clicking random links than any corporate cyber-security training.
@gulovsen It’s surprisingly satisfying. I haven’t hand written a letter in decades. I’ve written a few dozen in the past 2 months.
We’re experimenting with a new header for our Mastodon public profiles. I’m giving one a test drive. You can too, using the image in the photo. Used with permission from creators @rustoleumlove and @vasto. @kamalaharrisforpresidentnews
@trendytoots What’s funny is who is not on this list. Let’s keep it that way.
@TWSheppard That’s the one. I’ve tried several procedures to no avail.