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@adamfosterftw
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Take my twitter, please.
So if I’m using a washer in the shower is it more offensive to my feet to use the washer on them after my arse, or more offensive to my arse to use the washer on my arse after my feet?
Does anyone feel mastodon momentum waning or am I just not as online recently?
Feeling solemn.
Yes
@Julian_Epp There are just so many things single-payer can be confused with like...

Broke: Brutalism

Woke: 90's Taco Bell

Waiting outside for a mate to go into a gig, he’s got the tickets so I’m stuck.
Why would you need a socialist run social media website when we have Mastodon already?
@reaghanhunt fucked up the grammar there