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@adamfosterftw
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Take my twitter, please.
So if I’m using a washer in the shower is it more offensive to my feet to use the washer on them after my arse, or more offensive to my arse to use the washer on my arse after my feet?
Does anyone feel mastodon momentum waning or am I just not as online recently?
Feeling solemn.
Yes

Broke: Brutalism

Woke: 90's Taco Bell

Waiting outside for a mate to go into a gig, he’s got the tickets so I’m stuck.
Why would you need a socialist run social media website when we have Mastodon already?

*a new meme culture arising in real time as the ossified husks of an older era's shitposting conventions are sloughed off, unshackled shitposters rise and gaze out at a bright new world of opportunity, silent at first and then in unison they speak*

lol vape ape

Ape vape.
People might not have read the post I put a content warning on, but the non-content warning version is that I relapsed even though I’ve been feeling the best I’ve ever felt lately. Have no idea what the fuck happened.