Jerry: He self boosted his toot?
Kramer: He self boosted his toot!
George: You can’t just self boost your toots!
Jerry: Never self boost your own toots
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Jules
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Tooted in front of a live studio audience
If you join Mastodon you are automatically added to an FBI watchlist, of really cool people to follow
Exploiting people when they’re most vulnerable means capitalism is working as intended
Whenever someone makes fun of Gen Z for doing Fortnite dances just remember baby boomers had one called The Mashed Potato and we’re all supposed to pretend that’s fine
Congratulations to all the Emmy winners tonight. But there are no well-wishes to the bald menace Caillou, whose insufferable antics won him zero awards yet again
There will be kids 50 years from now that are like “I was born in the wrong generation” but for the 2000’s. They’ll just want to listen to Soulja Boy or fight in the Iraq War or buy peanut butter and jelly that comes in the same jar for some reason
