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i do jokes they are bad. Big fan of the lowercase i.
Joined12 Nov 2022

“He loved to make lists, and we suppose he intended to do things.”

- my eulogy

Me: I know it's early but I finished a gingerbread house today.

Her: I usually don't make one until December.

Me: Make?

Genuinely surprised people aren't calling it twexit
It could be worse. We could have been forced back to Facebook
After the first 280 characters my toots are going to go really downhill I can't lie

Me: I spend way too much time on social media.

Also me: *signs up for Mastodon 5 mins later*

Mastodon feels like a sleepover but our parents expect us back in the morning
Heading out of twitter like

[seeing an account that posts but never boosts others]

"i see someone likes the smell of their own toots"

We’re all tooty pies now. It’s beautiful.