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i do jokes they are bad. Big fan of the lowercase i.
Joined12 Nov 2022
@capnwatsisname you make me feel seen

“He loved to make lists, and we suppose he intended to do things.”

- my eulogy

Me: I know it's early but I finished a gingerbread house today.

Her: I usually don't make one until December.

Me: Make?

Genuinely surprised people aren't calling it twexit
@essbeebee Welp. You're not wrong
It could be worse. We could have been forced back to Facebook
After the first 280 characters my toots are going to go really downhill I can't lie

Me: I spend way too much time on social media.

Also me: *signs up for Mastodon 5 mins later*

Mastodon feels like a sleepover but our parents expect us back in the morning
Heading out of twitter like