. b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’̶s̶ name .

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Reclusive . uncomfortable . godawful jokes . small & strange . quietly curious . perpetually pessimistic . comedy lover . full-time nobody . i have gray hairs .
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. reluctant Twitter transplant . ➡️ @_maybe_not_ever

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. b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’̶s̶ name .May 7, 2023
Jake_VigMay 6, 2023
I am both terrified and jealous of people who are “just happy to be here.”
. b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’̶s̶ name .Feb 10, 2023
DeathFeb 10, 2023
Elon talking about how you could just make drones that recognise your face and explode you on impact isn't creepy or anything and other poems
. b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’̶s̶ name .Jan 21, 2023
Jimmer Cork-BottleJan 16, 2023
I hate when people don't exclude me from the conversation.
Show thread. b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’̶s̶ name .Jan 19, 2023
@fulkery1 😂😂😂
. b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’̶s̶ name .Jan 19, 2023
@Bec in how many decades?
. b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’̶s̶ name .Jan 18, 2023
i am tree
. b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’̶s̶ name .Jan 18, 2023
this place is more disorienting than an inner ear affliction
. b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’̶s̶ name .Jan 18, 2023
Red Herring Bear Jan 16, 2023
I wanted to hide my crow's feet, so I got him some little shoes.
. b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’̶s̶ name .Jan 18, 2023
BobJan 16, 2023
Hyperbole causes over a billion deaths every year.
Show thread. b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’̶s̶ name .Jan 18, 2023
@FlipSpicerack welcome to bizarro Twitter, I still don’t quite like it but come around anyway