. b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’̶s̶ name .

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Reclusive . uncomfortable . godawful jokes . small & strange . quietly curious . perpetually pessimistic . comedy lover . full-time nobody . i have gray hairs .
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. b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’̶s̶ name .May 7, 2023
Jake_VigMay 6, 2023
I am both terrified and jealous of people who are “just happy to be here.”
. b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’̶s̶ name .Feb 10, 2023
DeathFeb 10, 2023
Elon talking about how you could just make drones that recognise your face and explode you on impact isn't creepy or anything and other poems
. b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’̶s̶ name .Jan 21, 2023
Jimmer Cork-BottleJan 16, 2023
I hate when people don't exclude me from the conversation.
. b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’̶s̶ name .Jan 18, 2023
i am tree
. b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’̶s̶ name .Jan 18, 2023
this place is more disorienting than an inner ear affliction
. b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’̶s̶ name .Jan 18, 2023
Red Herring Bear Jan 16, 2023
I wanted to hide my crow's feet, so I got him some little shoes.
. b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’̶s̶ name .Jan 18, 2023
BobJan 16, 2023
Hyperbole causes over a billion deaths every year.
. b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’̶s̶ name .Jan 14, 2023

REPORTER: authorities in Dallas have launched a criminal investigation as to how a clouded leopard escaped her zoo enclosure

ME: lol what are they gonna do throw her behind bars

. b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’̶s̶ name .Jan 12, 2023
my resting heart rate is panic
. b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’̶s̶ name .Jan 8, 2023
ABOUT ME: I ordered this film prop as a toy for my dog. Sometimes I let him play with it outside.