Nayele18If you respond, “A reason for living” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.
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Sweetie Drinkwateryeah i'm on a "dating" website. it's called google freaking calendar!!!
Edmonds_ScannerPart of me wishes the dinosaurs had won their battle with the killer asteroid 66 million years ago.
That would definitely make a morning commute or walk in the park way more dangerous and exciting, wouldn't it?
That would definitely make a morning commute or walk in the park way more dangerous and exciting, wouldn't it?
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Ham on WryNot to brag, but I'm living my best life.
*hangs head and wonders where it all went wrong
Super excited about a brand new week of self-sabotage.
Skepticat 😸Just saw a woman breastfeeding while driving, I was so freaked out that I almost dropped my mascara into my coffee.
fungible thadius 🍥Ok, who tooted?
BeTheCookieImagine being a medieval knight waking up and finding your girlfriend making you pancakes wearing nothing but your chain mail tunic. That’s when you know she’s the one.
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