Just saw a woman breastfeeding while driving, I was so freaked out that I almost dropped my mascara into my coffee.
@Skepticat I think I see what you did there. But I need more coffee to be sure. πŸ˜‚
@StrugglingGuitarist πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ good morning Mark! Enjoy your coffee. β˜•οΈ

@Skepticat Omg! Whadda ya do 1st?
- shift down into 2nd
- stop playing Monster Busters on FB on the 2nd phone?
- you can’t put down your coffee with the mascara in it though, because the other coffee for your best buddyvatvwork, isbin the coffee holder! OMG!
- and there’s only 1 more word to complete the daily crossword!

Damnit! Wait … gotta go! Some light turned green I think …

@rykthekreator @Skepticat

The guy at work gets the mascara coffee. I'm drinkin' his.

@Skepticat @bitcodavid Aww man! I’m not applying at your place then! When I go to drink my coffee, I’ll get mascara on my cheek er sumoin’ and well you know! What, woukd people think? πŸ˜΅πŸ˜†
@Skepticat Sorry, I'm losing track of who is driving in this scenario...
@jwcph she's driving her car...I'm driving mine! πŸ˜‚
@Skepticat 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
@Skepticat
I just read this while driving and ran off the road....went through a haystack and into a pond.
@Skepticat Jesus, take the meal!
@Skepticat breast feeding happens. All natural. Being raised in uppity country make’s uneducated population. Breeds hate. And stupidity. I’ve witnessed it for 66 years! Should not shock anyone. Only in this hateful country.
@humansriseup thank you Kris for your failure to recognize comedy.