Part of me wishes the dinosaurs had won their battle with the killer asteroid 66 million years ago.
That would definitely make a morning commute or walk in the park way more dangerous and exciting, wouldn't it?

@Edmonds_Scanner

(camera pans out to show you jauntily walking down a path in a park. As Something To Believe In by Poison starts to play you are suddenly picked off by a Pterodactyl)

@Edmonds_Scanner Turkeys continue to resent the implication that they're not a worthy successor to T. Rex 🦃