Wilson K Rose

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Accounting Professor
New Jersey
Sports | Football | Baseball Basketball | Sumo?
silliness
Weezer I guess? Do I really put a Weezer here?
More Leslie Jones than Matt Damon.
What this?This mean what?
Que Es?Shenme???
Also, do one with dicks.
I suppose I’m in the minority but I always lick my knife when I’m done.
None of the other surgeons seem to do it.

Attention people of The West:

I think they are crumbling under the pressure. Maybe skip the fireworks? If only to save the Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources from losing the last shreds of their sanity.

There are two wolves inside me, and I’m STILL fuckin’ hungry.
Ways to help a writer:
-buy their book
-review their book
-draw fan art based on their book
-launch copies of their book into random wormholes
-gift them a cursed pen that periodically grows tentacles
-bribe a trio of sirens to sing about the book to passing sailors
@mattmaison Hahaha. It was my plan all along! PS they’ll still lose.
Remember to run your wood chipper often so it doesn't feel out of the ordinary when you do
Am I doing this right? Mastodon is bewildering. Hello fellow FODs! Your P1 convinced me to join Mastodon, a decision I may come to regret (or not?) Excuse me while I stumble around in confusion. Is this a toot? #introduction
I want a Dairy Queen blizzard

#NHL #Hockey #HNOM #StanleyCup #Oilers #LetsGoOilers #GoKingsGo #GKG @hockey

Man on imaginary motorcycle makes it EDM 2-0...