Wilson K RoseMay 20, 2023
Jeremy C. Shipp
Ways to help a writer:
-buy their book
-review their book
-draw fan art based on their book
-launch copies of their book into random wormholes
-gift them a cursed pen that periodically grows tentacles
-bribe a trio of sirens to sing about the book to passing sailors
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Show threadCB WrightMay 19, 2023
@jeremycshipp I've detected a possible logistical problem with that last item
Show threadHugo MillsMay 19, 2023
@jeremycshipp Who do I get the tentacle pens from? Are they on Etsy?
Show threadChris JagsMay 19, 2023
@jeremycshipp I'm very much on board with that last one. Even just a single siren if I can't bribe three.
Show threadAdara AstinMay 20, 2023
@jeremycshipp That last point essentially describes my job. 😂
Show threadKelly GuimontMay 20, 2023
@jeremycshipp
(Whistles casually)
(Tags @dmoren and @antonyjohnston )
(Keeps walking, smiling knowingly)
Show threadAntony JohnstonMay 20, 2023
@Verso @jeremycshipp @dmoren Honestly I could have done without the tentacles, they drip all over my notebook and make it very hard to write