Will Templeton

@Willeth
7 Followers
31 Following
440 Posts
Failed vegetarian and mediocre typist
Work itHarder
Make itBetter
Do itFaster
Makes usStronger
Will TempletonNov 23, 2022
drewtoothpaste.bsky.socialNov 23, 2022
what the fuck
Show threadWill TempletonNov 23, 2022
@nach How was it? Giving some thought to it myself.
Will TempletonNov 22, 2022
AmyNov 21, 2022
“Sic transit gloria” is Latin for “nice car, Gloria”
Will TempletonNov 14, 2022
Finally downloaded my Twitter archive, so I can start doing reruns of every single one over here. See you in fifteen years
Show threadWill TempletonNov 11, 2022
@tamewhale I think unlisted just means they don't appear in search, but I'll still see something you say if you reply to someone else I follow
Show threadWill TempletonNov 11, 2022
It was 14 years ago. I guess not remembering is moving on? I just feel like the worst son in the world when I only remember because my brother has said something in the group chat
Will TempletonNov 11, 2022
Fucking hell Remembrance Day always hits me for a fucking loop. I always forget and then suddenly there's a minute's silence and my thoughts immediately go WHY CAN'T YOU REMEMBER THAT THIS WAS THE DAY YOUR DAD DIED YOU FUCK
Will TempletonNov 11, 2022
This morning I have mainly been impressed that my hot water bottle was still warm when I woke up. Black magic.
Will TempletonNov 5, 2022
Since I've been using Masto as a weird pseudo private Twitter to vent I should probably go through and get rid of my sadposting if everyone's coming over huh
Will TempletonOct 28, 2022
Will TempletonApr 4, 2022
Excited by all the people coming over from Twitter in the wake of The News to have a new opportunity to mute and unfollow me