Kiss my Fat Ash ๐Ÿ‘

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Avi by @popartcartoonz
A fair amount of what I say here might be absurd and a little of it might be very serious.
My toots:https://justmytoots.com/Tobi_is_Fab@beige.party
About me:Nerd/Wife/Mom She/Her KY

๐ŸŽต ITโ€™S BEEN TWO WEEKS
since I shaved my pits

but I donโ€™t have a choice
and this wonโ€™t rhyme. shit.

@cobie hahaha fine fine
@Ulrich_the_Elder thank you, sir
@panamared27401 haha same
You have a thingyness about you, to be specific.
If I tell you Iโ€™m dealing with a minor inconvenience, it could just mean I spilled a bit of coffee, but it also might mean that I fell off a cliff and died 6 times during resuscitation after a raccoon was caught chewing off my legs.
Getting pretty annoyed at the people continuously walking by and not helping me remove my wedgie. Oh hereโ€™s someonโ€”
*wedgie intensifies*
When the computer asks if youโ€™re a robot, itโ€™s just looking for a friend
๐ŸŽต buttholes, donโ€™t let your babies grow up to be hemorrhoids ๐ŸŽต
@adhdeanasl I WISH ๐Ÿ˜‚