Thieveslikeus_74

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New name for explosive diarrhea just dropped
Fun fact: Ron Desantis crowd size last night in Iowa was 44.
Yes, 44 people. ☠️
My Powerball tickets didn't work, can I get a refund?
Congratulations to King Charles on the achieving the planet’s greatest participation award

"Read the books they're banning. That's where the good stuff is."

--LeVar Burton

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.

Turn a man into some sort of a man/fish hybrid? Now we're talking.

Sometimes #sxsw leaves a person with more questions than answers...
Talked to someone today who is unvaxxed because they didn’t like ‘being forced to do it.’ Anyway the reason I was talking to them was because they had just died.
In a world where there are far too many Donalds, be a Jimmy.

Make your friends cum

That’s it that’s the toot