He is a markered-lemonist.
Creator of Mastodon.
Inventor of Social Media.
Avid penguin rancher.
Currently serving as Mastodon's Grand Arbiter and Executioner.
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John Mastodon
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- 24 Posts
@jan That's not what i said at all.
If you trust Jack Dorsey after he knowingly sold our the entire world's internet presences (twitter) to a dorky fascist ideologue... I would like to offer you a once-in-a-lifetime real estate offer and sell you Big Ben or maybe the Taj Mahal. Only accepting cash.
#bluesky #twitter #mastodon #oppurtunity
#bluesky #twitter #mastodon #oppurtunity
Chaoddity@w I am not literally a mastodon. ...That is just my fursona. 
@neilhimself I was hit by a toyota corolla in the parking lot of a target once but that's as close as it gets
@JasonAnarchy the ai was intimidated by my stony visage and could not bring itself to finish the graphic. I understand. Happens all the time.
@karlmorant For sure.
@ryanschultz The real John Mastodon were the friends we made along the way.
Also me, John Mastodon.
Also me, John Mastodon.
@midwesterner *picks up boulder*
A very big bird requires an equally large stone
A very big bird requires an equally large stone