I was lying in bed thinking about the ramifications of sleeping with a Goose-down comforter and a Goose-down Pillow.
Imagine how gross it would be if Humans did the same with their hair and skin.
The Incredible Mr Goose
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Justin Dearing@TheIncredibleMrGoose @KiffinEileen but yes I'm glad you enjoyed the direction of this conversation and I'm glad your joke, which was good segued into me thinking about things from this angle and you learning something.
@TheIncredibleMrGoose @KiffinEileen so I was taught the implied consent in red cross first aid training in the 90s . I'll ask my wife who works in healthcare and I'll ask people that need first aid for the professional review rescuer certs if that changes things.
Good Samaritan laws generally protect well meaning laymen doing their best.
@TheIncredibleMrGoose @KiffinEileen the kiss without consent is certainly worth discussing, but it was medical aid and I was taught (barring a DNR) consent for medical aid is implied when one is unconscious even if your literally standing there waiting for someone who is refusing aid to pass out.
She at no point refused consent, this was literally the only way to wake her up. The kiss was a justified violation akin to stealing food to feed your family.
J S VilliersThis is Bøsdalafossur waterfall, the outlet from Sørvágsvatn lake in the Faroe Islands.
The lake sits 40m above sea level, surrounded by cliffs that hem it in, and looks for all the world like it's warped spacetime to inhabit this position.
#Waterfall #Waterfalls #Landscape #Geography #Travel #Nature #Sea #Lake
Skulls in the StarsMe in 1994: I'm gonna be a physicist so I can solve the secrets of the universe!
Me in 2023: I'm gonna have to spend time online explaining to weirdos that vaccines don't make you magnetic
Destynnie K. Berard@Mastodon not too late to rebrand it to Boops.
Much cuter, doesnt make me think of paying the platform money. 10/10 good branding move. Im a marketer who hates the brand argument but I'd endorse it
The other day I was watching some human goslings bicker at each other.
They were males of the species and they had found an unattended pile of sticks that was currently unnested.
Despite the fact that there were literally hundreds of sticks there, they had found a single one that looked like a "gun".
For some reason, they all wanted that stick in particular, no substitutions allowed.
That is all there is to that story but I leave you with this thought:
You people call ME the silly one.
Just James@herbspeak sooo…. From https://mastodon.help:
I have many people each day come up to me and say, "So you're the Incredible Mr. Goose. What's so incredible about you?"
I don't want to honk it out for the world to hear, so I instead have them lean in really close to hear what I have to honk.
...then I bite them!
I'm a goose and geese can't talk.