You get exactly one of the following powers.
Choose wisely.
Detect all BlΓ₯haj within 3 miles | |
Cute lost socks appear in your dryer (clean) | |
Takeout never spoils in your fridge | |
Know definitively if a lesbian is into you | |
All seats conform perfectly to your ass | |
Know definitively if it's just a fart beforehand | |
Always have amazingly minty fresh breath | |
Can always unsay the last thing you said | |
Cat's understand you perfectly | |
Your bites are always endearing | |
Always know any person's favorite food | |
Can sleep 8 hours consistently | |
A human always answers your phone calls | |
Weekends feel longer than weekdays | |
Everything tastes like butter to your enemies |
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